i think quotes are or can be a beautiful thing

“The vows of abstinence break far more easily than latex condoms,” said Elders, who was fired by President Bill Clinton after she suggested that schools teach children about masturbation.

“I can saw a woman in two
But you won’t want to look in the box when I do ”
-Warren Zevon

The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
-Tom Waits
I should have run but how could i go, all she had on was the radio-boy, oh boy.
-Billy Falcon

“I dig it when you have a smile on your face”
-Van Morrison

“A clown puts his makeup on upside down
So he wears a smile even when he wears a frown”
-John Prine
you should really read the lyrics to the whole song it is very sad, but beautiful.

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